I’m so boring. I don’t post anything…ever. Sorry everyone, I’m just not cool enough to tell you about how NOT awesome my life is. I live in Connecticut. I don’t drive (yet). I have a job, but it really doesn’t pay that well, so my clothing budget from here on out is limited {yeah, so when I got a job, my mom decided to not buy me anything ever again. boo.}
So, I’m going to tell you all about my dream life, as in how I wish my life as a sixteen year old would be.
My parents can stay the way they are. I love them. Really, I do. We hardly fight, and when we do, it usually is my fault, so I understand. I’ll still be a daddy’s girl, too. Seriously, he buys me anything. And I do find myself taking advantage of that sometimes. So, from here on out, I’m going to try and control myself. But if he offers, forget it. I’ll let him buy me the freaking world.
Ok…back to the dream.
I would want celebrity siblings, but I wouldn’t want to be a celebrity myself. I crack a lot under pressure. I would want two older siblings, probably a sister and a brother {I already have an older brother, so let’s just make him famous, okay?}, and then I would want one younger brother. So, four kids in total. Perfecto!
I would want to go to school {like elementary, middle, and high school} where I go now. They’re public schools, but, like, kind of hardcore. Like, they have really high standards and push you a lot. Then, I would want to go to college in New York. Definitely. Either New York University or Vassar. I haven’t decided yet. And I would keep all of the friends I have, because they’re all wonderful. Truly. I have a gay best friend, Mark. He’s always honest with me, and I love that about him. And I would make my friend Alexandra move back to the states. She moved away to Italy a few years ago, and I miss her terribly. Plus, she’s super fashionable. I would make myself more fashionable too in this dream life of mine. WAY MORE FASHIONABLE. I mean, I love how I dress. Like a typical school outfit for me is dark skinny jeans, a button down, a belt, some classy flats, and I won’t even go into accessories. But yeah, people think that I’m already in college. I basically look like I’m 22 already. Whatever. I’m sophisticated looking.
While in college, I would want to intern at a Fashion Magazine. Like, start out low. I love fashion so much, but, I don’t know what I’m cut out for, you know? Like, should I be in Accessories, or Fashion News, or the editorial side like working in the art department. So, I think interning would help pave a path to something more concrete. And working at a fashion magazine would open A LOT of doors. A lot.
So, we’ve covered childhood and career. Now…marriage.
So, I’ve got a small list here of possible husbands:
1.) Brandon Dubinsky- Hockey player for the New York Rangers. So cute, too.
2.) Josh Hartnett- Actor.
3.) Orlando Bloom- Actor, and too bad he’s already married. I’ll just be a home-wrecking fashionista.
4.) Robert Hoffman III- Dancer and Actor.
5.) Prince Harry- what is he anyways? I think he’s second in line to the throne of the sixteen commonwealths or something strange like that.
6.) Liam Hemsworth- Actor. Holy shit is all I can say about him.
7.) Josh Duhamel- Actor. Another married man. Another home wrecking fashionista experience.
Yeah, so, that’s just a small list.
We’d be married in a small beach ceremony, and then honeymoon for a year abroad. We’d have four kids {one girl and three boys} and live happily ever after. We’d have marital issues, but not enough to split us up. We’d love each other until the end.
The End.
Of my dream at least. So yeah, that’s my dream life. Will it happen? No one will ever know.
-Lauren
